Paris. Paris is a great beauty. As such it possesses all the qualities that one finds in any other beauty: chic, sexiness, grandeur, arrogance, and the absolute inability and refusal to listen to reason. So if you’re going there you would do well to remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.
My spin on it:
Miami. Miami is a big hoe. As such it possesses all the qualities that one finds in any other hoe: tackiness (gold chains, large hoop earrings that usually have a name engraved in them), promiscuity (or "sexual openness" as hoes like to call it), delusions of grandeur, condescension (an inherent need to feel superior by putting others down), skimpy outfits (spaghetti strap tops that are one size too small, ultra-low rise jeans, and an omnipresent thong), a blatant urge to get attention by being loud and obnoxious, and the absolute inability and refusal to act with propriety. So if you’re going there you would do well to remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Miamian a question he will persist in answering you in Cuban Spanish.
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